As we venture into the New Year, please remember....
1. You shall use no other soap but your own.
2. You shall not make a carved image out of soap.
3. You shall not take the name of any soap in vain.
4. Remember wash day, to keep it clean.
5. Honor your teachers and your mentors.
6. You shall not murder anyone over soap. Duh!
7. You shall not commit adultery involving a bar of soap.
8. You shall not steal anyone's soap. Ever.
9. You shall not bear false witness against other soapmakers, even if they melt and pour.
10. You shall not covet a soapmaker's work shop, or a soapmaker's spouse, nor her new molds, nor his giant stick blender, not her milk goat, nor anything that is your fellow soapmaker's.
The bottom line? Love EVERY soapmaker, as yourself! :o)
9 comments:
This is super! Let me add one: Thou shalt not hide a bar of soap from a family member. (But I do it all the time!)
Ha ha! Your are so busted! :o)
#9: ouch!
I hope you know this is all in good fun Soapylove. I consider what you do the highest form of art!
Aw, shucks. Thanks Maggie!
I picked the wrong week to cut out coffee - lost my sense of humor for a second there! :)
Amazing! I am very guilty of #10.
I think we're all guilty of #10. :o)
Yep, guilty of #10, too. So if one were to violate #7, you'd have to clean up with "beauty bars" or liquid soap? #6 reminds me of this recently re-aired episode of CSI:NY.
I've never seen that episode...but then, I don't watch much TV.
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